I work every year at our county fair and at the sweet corn festival. I also go out every year on Black Friday. I have seen some very amusing t-shirts. Here is what some of them say:
"If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic."
"Warning, If zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you."
"Dear Math, I am not a therapist. Solve your own problems."
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...and spiders."
"I support recycling. I wore this yesterday."
"Pyros of the world, Ignite."
"I am disappointment in you're grammar."
"An apple a day will keep anyone away, if thrown hard enough."
"I have not yet begun to procrastinate."
"I'm confused. Oh wait, maybe I'm not."
"5/4ths of people have trouble with fractions."
"If life gives you lemons, keep them. Because, hey, free lemons."
"Why don't hedgehogs just share the hedge?"
"I'm a vegetarian, except for meal time."
13 years ago
2 comments:
I want the spider t-shirt!
Love them, Sir!
A lady and dear friend walked into the library one morning while I was still working there and she had on a t-shirt that said, "Older than Dirt" and it had a neat picture on it, too. It struck me as so funny adn I loved it and it so suited my friend! She is cahrazy!! :-)
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