Jokes

I love jokes. I bought a game called "The Joke Game" at Big Book Seller on clearance for $1 (regular price $24.99). Unfortunately, about half the jokes don't meet my approval. here are some of the better ones. Warning, some are not "Politically Correct" (I despise PC). If you are a PC guru, stop reading now:




Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

A: They taste funny.




Q: What do you do when a leper rolls his eyes at you?

A: Pick them up and roll them back.




Q: What do the letters DNA stand for?

A: National Dyslexic's Association.




Q: How long do congressmen serve?

A: Until they get caught.




Q: Why don't blind people like to skydive?

A: It scares the dog.




Q: Why don't sharks eat divorce lawyers?

A: Professional courtesy.




Q: Why do they lock gas station restrooms?

A: They are afraid that someone will clean them.




Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

A: He had low elf esteem.




Q: Why can't blondes dial 911?

A: They can't find the eleven.




Q: Why were ET's eyes so big?

A: He saw the phone bill.




Q: What do you get when you cross the godfather with a lawyer?

A: An offer you can't understand.




Q: What's a sure way to drive someone crazy?

A: Send them an e-mail saying "Please, please, please disregard the first e-mail."




Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?

A: The take the psycho path.




Q: What is the difference between the mafia and the government?

A: One of them is organized.




Q:What do you call a dog with no legs?

A: It doesn't matter. It won't come anyway.




Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?

A: Right where you left it.




Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from jail?

A: A small medium at large.


More to come in the next post.