A Carnivore's Yogurt

When I pick my grandson, "The Boy", up from school, he always likes to have a snack. Before he left for school, he spied my wife's chocolate mousse yogurt in the refrigerator. She told him that he could have it after school if he wanted.


When I picked him up, he was excited because he had chocolate yogurt waiting for him. I asked him if he had ever had the chocolate yogurt before, and he hadn't. "It taste kind of like chocolate mousse", I said. "Have you ever had mousse before?" I asked. He replied "No, I've never had moose before, but I've had elk."


He couldn't figure out why I was laughing so hard.