Upon His Hind Legs: Do you think he spends a lot of time in the restroom?

This sign was posted in the restroom at work. The small print says "If needed, text me". LOL

Subjects & Allies of the realm

Lady Nottaguy-TYG--Loving and supportive wife who has put up with me all these years
Monty- Gentle giant & protector of the realm
Sparky--Fierce dragon & protector of the realm RIP
Sir Gattabout-- Older brother & childhood tormentor.
Lady Lemon-- Eldest daughter
Lord Lemon--Husband of Lady Lemon
Princess Splenda-- Oldest granddaughter and member of the Lemon Clan
Prince Zesty-- grandson and member of the Lemon Clan
Princess Pinky- grand daughter and member of the Lemon clan
Prince GG-- Youngest Grandson and member of the Lemon clan
The Ogre--Youngest daughter
The Woodsman--Husband to the Ogre
The Boy-- Oldest grandson and offspring of the Ogre & the Woodsman
The Girl-- Granddaughter and offspring of the Ogre & the Woodsman.

Upon His Hind Legs